![]() "The Existential House of Brady" by A. McClain I am at the age now that when someone askes me how old I am, I have to think for a minute, even do math. I just don't give it a lot of thought. I usually answer them with a question: Do you want my outer age or my inner age? My outer age is the one on my driver's license. It's the number that keeps track of my time here using clocks and calendars, all of which are manmade devices to control what it ultimately uncontrollable. My inner age is more important. It's how old I feel on the inside, and that number has been stuck at 19 since I was, well, 19. My left knee feels about 45, and my lower back is basically however old Ed Asner was when he was on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." That's right, my back is Lou Grant. But inside, I'm 19. I'm at an age now that, I must admit, I once saw with dread. I say that with embarrassment now. As a young man, I always felt like I was a bit more enlightened than most. I memorized Longfellow and passages of Shakespeare. When I watched "The Brady Bunch," I wasn't just watching a sitcom. I saw nuanced metaphorical layers addressing the human condition.* Oh, yes, there is more than meets the eye beneath the mustard-yellow veneer of this 1970s blended family. Behind those paneled walls, a keen observer will see more than a split level suburban life, an entire subfloor of metaphor and meaning lying just beneath the orange shag carpet. Greg Brady, in particular, went through some heavy, existential soul searching in Season 3, Episode 18, for instance. Greg loses a bet that he can do twice as many chin-ups as his younger brother, Bobby, and has to do whatever Bobby says for an entire week. Greg learns a valuable lesson in the folly of hubris. Jan, the middle daughter, carries a deep-seated angst one might easily associate with Joan of Arc. And Marcia, the oldest Brady daughter, learns in Season 1, Episode 4, that scuba and karate are the most popular classes at her high school, but she really wants to take ceramics. She must then face the life-altering choice of following the crowd or being her own woman. Even Alice, the family's housekeeper, cook and confidante, must wrestle with what it means to be human. She likes Sam, the butcher, for instance, and they've talked about getting married, but she tells him the Bradys need her. Alice denies herself happiness so Mike and Carol Brady can better cope with a house full of kids and still enjoy their carefree bedtime reading every night in their freshly laundered pajamas. All that said, your outer age doesn't care how old you feel on the inside. Your outer age always wins, as if to say to us, "Feel as old as you want to. No one can be 19 forever, and I will have the last word. Now, go enjoy your cake." * See "The Existential House of Brady: A Comparative Analysis of 'The Brady Bunch' to Homer's 'The Iliad' and 'The Odyssey.'" Doubledown Press, 1987, pp. 102-112. OK, this book doesn't really exist, but it should. It should totally exist. ###
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