US Postal Service Issues GW Bush Commemorative Stamp

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) - The United States Postal Service has created a stamp
with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term
achievements.

Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has 
enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the 
matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has 
made the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.

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