Donald J. Trump, "The Godfather of Our Country"

Everything Donald Trump says is true. Why would he lie? He's a man of his word and 
has never told a lie in his life.

Donald Trump has never lied before so why would he lie now? We believe everything 
Trump says. To do otherwise would be unpatriotic. 

He often remembers the story from his youth about cutting down the cherry tree. It's 
one of the stories that he repeats incessantly to anyone within earshot. He just 
can't stop telling it. 

It seems the young Trump received a new hatchet and used it to chop down his 
father Fred's prized cherry tree. The senior Trump demanded to know how the tree 
had fallen. Young Donald says he was tempted to deny his misdeed, but then, looking 
at his father with the sweet face of youth brightened with the inexpressible charm of 
all-conquering truth, he bravely cried out, "I cannot tell a lie. I did cut the tree!"

That is all the proof anyone will ever need that Donald Trump is incapable of lying!


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