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Trump Campaign Speech Excerpt - July 2015

"Look, having nuclear -- my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. 
John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School 
of Finance, very good, very smart -- you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I 
were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of 
the smartest people anywhere in the world...it's true! -- but when you're a conservative 
Republican they try -- oh, do they do a number -- that's why I always start off: 
Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune...
you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little 
disadvantaged -- but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me -- it 
would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; 
my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 
years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right -- who 
would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners... now 
it used to be three, now it's four -- but when it was three and even now, I would have said 
it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they
haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's 
gonna take them about another 150 years -- but the Persians are great negotiators, the 
Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."


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