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Donald J. Trump
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"Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria.
Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new
and 'smart!' You shouldn't be partners with a Gas Killing Animal
who kills his people and enjoys it!"


The audience can vote for their favorite Syrian Battle plan
in multiple ways:

(1) Toll-free Number Voting;
(2) AT&T Text Voting;
(3) Online Voting at americanidol.com; and
(4) the American Idol App Voting.

In the first two options viewers can vote as often as they want,
but in the second two options their votes are limited to 50.
Russians votes are limited to 870 million.

The Three finalists for Operation "Gas Killing Animal" are:

Plan 1:  Secretary of Defense James Mattis

"Launch between 50 and 100 Cruise Missiles at
  Syrian airbases and Chemical Facilities"

Plan 2: National Security Advisor John "bombs-away" Bolton

"Drop four MOAB'S, or Mothers of all Bombs, directly
  on Bashir Assad's Palace in downtown Damascus"

Plan 3: President Donald Trump

"Drop one Hillary wrapped MOAB on the FBI"


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