"The Ten Commandments - Republican-Style"


   I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.

  II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies.

 III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.

  IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school
      children.

   V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil
      liberties.

  VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest
      above those of your corporate contributors.

 VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children
      and babies behind.

VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and
      demonize them.

  IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as
      soon as possible.

   X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media
      is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda.

- Rebecca Lauer

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