Sarah Palin just signed with Discovery Channel for a docuseries on Alaska. Too
bad other networks didn't ask for our ideas...

FOOD NETWORK
"Baked Alaska" - Palin prepares back-home faves like BBQ bald-eagle wings and 
moose-in-a-blanket.

MTV
"Arctic Shore" - The (tea) party never ends when eight young Republicans get a 
summer house.

SYFY
"The Sarah Palin Chronicles" - An Alaskan town is invaded by an alien race of 
lipstick-wearing pit bulls.

BRAVO
"The Real Housewives of Wasilla" - We follow the fabulous lives of six hockey 
moms (and their Joe Six-pack hubbies) in Palin's hometown.

- Adam Markovitz

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