"NEW REPUBLICAN OATH OF OFFICE"

I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend Grover "Peachfuzz" Norquist 
against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and 
allegiance to Grover "Peachfuzz" Norquist; that I take this obligation freely, 
without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and 
faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter in 
the name of Grover "Peachfuzz" Norquist.

So help me Grover "Peachfuzz" Norquist.

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