HOW TO DEBATE A LIBERAL: A GUIDE FOR TODAY'S REPUBLICANS

WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"George W. Bush inherited a record budget surplus from Bill Clinton, and 
he turned it into a record deficit."

YOU REPLY:
"Your buddy Saddam would like us to believe that, wouldn't he?"


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"Bush got re-elected with the lowest margin of victory of any sitting 
president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916."

YOU SAY:
"Ooo! Look at Mr. Intellectual. He has facts and figures. I'm so-o-o 
impressed!"


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"There was a 60% voter turnout in 2004, of which Bush got 51%. That means 
only 30% of the eligible voters cast a ballot for Bush in 2004. That's 
hardly a mandate."

YOU REPLY:
"Terrorist-lover!"


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"The entire world hates Bush and wanted him out of office."

YOU REPLY:
"Well, if you believe what they say in the liberal media...."


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"The lion's share of Bush's tax cuts go to the richest 1% of Americans."

YOU REPLY:
"And you gave Bin Laden a blowjob last night, didn't you, faggot?"


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"1,100 of our soldiers have died in Iraq, thousands more have been maimed 
or wounded, and tens of thousands of Iraqis have been killed; and for 
what? There are no WMDs in Iraq!"

YOU REPLY:
"Who told you that? Dan Rather?"


WHEN LIBERALS SAY:
"For months, the intelligence community warned Bush that a terrorist 
attack would occur on American soil. Hell, the Presidential Daily 
Briefing of August 6, 2001, was called, 'Bin Laden Determined To Strike 
in the United States'! But Bush was asleep at the wheel, and 3,000 
people died because of his incompetence."

YOU REPLY:
"Why do you hate America so much?"

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