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               A GETTYSBURG ADDRESS BY DONALD TRUMP

"Four Playboy Bunny scores and seven bankruptcies ago, my father died 
and left me a million bucks, and since then I've dedicated myself to the 
proposition that all men are created equal -- with the exception of 
Blacks, Hispanics, the fake news media, and members of the radical 
Left.

"In closing, let me paraphrase the second greatest president in American 
history -- right behind myself -- "Honest Abe" Lincoln: "You can fool
some of the people some of the time, and all Donald Trump voters all of
the time."

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