Famous Last Words
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34. I know good mushrooms when I see them!

33. Don't worry, the ones that bark a lot don't bite.

32. Bungee jumping is perfectly safe. Here, I'll show you.

31. What do you mean "Godzilla's at the door"?

30. I think it said connect the brown wire to the negative terminal.

29. Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you?

28. Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout!

27. No, darling! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.

26. Happy Ides of March, Brutus.

25. Actually, there's a knack to opening these supersonic aeroplane
    windows.

24. You sure this firework's dead?

23. I rather fancy this cheese with the green mould on it.

22. You will take a cheque, won't you cabbie?

21. Come outside and say that, Tyson.

20. Patchy fog? On this road! Don't make me la...

19. Fancy a quick snifter before we leave Saudi?

18. Of coursh I'm frit to dive.

17. Who's a nice sweet cooch-woochy little lion, then?

16. It says: Achtung! Minefield. That's German for 'Welcome to Munich'
    isn't it?

15. We'll be safe enough on this motorway if we just follow that
    travelling salesman's Sierra.

14. See a doctor? Just for a ruptured aorta and a couple of dozen
    black suppurating pustules?!

13. That's strange; you don't usually see many American planes over
    this part of Hiroshima, do you?

12. Whoops! Did I spill your scotch, McTavish?

11. These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like
    that, don't they?

10. Good Lord! It's not often a black cat causes you to break a
    mirror by crossing your path while you're walking under a
    ladder on Friday 13th, is it?

 9. Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know
    a safe wall when I see one.

 8. The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.

 7. Two front berths on the Titanic please.

 6. It's OK; the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic
    needle.

 5. Give this juggernaut driver the 'V' sign while we're overtaking
    him, would you, darling?

 4. Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship: this
    calls for a cigarette.

 3. Coo-er! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed in to a car with a
    MAF-1 number plate!

 2. Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.

 1. So, this is Baghdad.

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