DUBYA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY EXHIBITS ANNOUNCED

As the reign of King George Bush draws to a close, the following exhibits 
have been assembled for the George W. Bush Presidential Library:

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go 
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with 
shooting gallery and lie detector machine.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or 
just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican 
Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale 
model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an 
electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the 
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

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