The Conservative's Prayer
     
                           "The Psalm of Rush"
     
    THE CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD is my franchisor; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in first class hotels: he leadeth me to the
  best bars.
    He restoreth my credit: he leadeth me in the paths of conservatism
  for my career's sake.
    Yea, though I talk in the valley of the shadow of the liberals, I will
  fear no homosexual: for thou art with me; thy orifice security system
  comforts me.
    Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the homeless: thou
  linest my pockets with gold; my belly runneth over.
    Surely avarice and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my life:
  and I will ditto in the franchise of the CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD
  forever.
     
   - Douglas Miller
     

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