"CNN Additional 2004 Election Statistics"


These groups overwhelmingly voted for Bush in the 2004 election:

94% of lobotomized Americans 
         (A spokesperson was quoted, "He's one of ours")

98% of Americans who married a close blood relative

92% of all fall-out shelter owners

99% of Americans with an IQ of lower than 80
        (A spokesperson was quoted, "He's one of ours")

90% of Alzheimer patients.
        (Only 10% made it to the polling booth but for those who
        didn't, the Republicans cast their ballots for them.)

All the Darwin Award winners from the past eight years.

96% of Americans with an extra chromosome. 
         (A spokesperson was quoted, "He's one of ours")


The following is a list of groups that supported Bush:

        Recreational Shock Treatment Society

        The Let's Nuke the Icecaps Coalition

        The It's OK to Marry Your Cousin Association

        Committee for the Safe Use of Hand Grenades

        United Frog Lickers of Texas

        The Mullets are Cool Association - Kentucky Division

        The Conway Twitty Fan Club.

        The New Mexico Snowmobile Association

        The Dental Hygiene is Overrated Society

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