"The Ballad of Donald Trump"

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Don,
Spoiled rich kid who became a lying con.
Then one day father Fred passed away,
And left young Don all his hard earned pay.

Now the next thing you know 'ol Don's a millionaire,
The Klan all said, "Don move away from there."
Said, "Washington is the place you ought to be,"
So he loaded up the jet and he flew to D.C.
The White House, that is....rightwing fools....porno stars....

THE TRUMP FAMILY DICK-TATERS!

(post-election)

And now it's time to say goodbye to Don and all his kin,
They've all been convicted and their jail time now begins.
You're all invited over to their penitentiary,
To have another helping of their hot insanity.

They're Making Prison Great Again...

Y'all come back now, hear?

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