You Like My New Car 200 Years Old 50/50 A Bunch Of Adventures A Different Octave A Game Of Cards A Great Guy A Kayak (On Snow) A Little Green Rosetta A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes A POUND FOR A BROWN (INSTRUMENTAL) A Pound For A Brown On The Bus A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono A Token Of My Extreme A Tunnel Into Muck A Typical Sound Check A Version Of Himself A Very Nice Body A Vicious Circle Absolutely Free Advance Romance Agency Man Alley Cat Almost Chinese Amen America Drinks America Drinks & Goes Home Amnesia Vivace Andy Any Downers? Any Kind Of Pain Anything Anyway The Wind Blows APPROXIMATE Are You Hung Up ARE YOU UPSET? Artificial Rhonda At The Gas Station Attack! Attack! Attack! Baby Snakes Baby, Take Your Teeth Out Bacon Fat Bad Acting BAKED-BEAN BOOGIE (INSTRUMENTAL) Bamboozled By Love Be In My Video Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen’s Church) Beat It With Your Fist Beauty Knows No Pain Beer Shampoo Big Leg Emma Billy the mountain Bit Of Nostalgia Black Napkins BLACK NAPKINS (INSTRUMENTAL) Bobby Brown Bobby Brown Goes Down Bored Out 90 Over Botulism On The Hoof Bow Tie Daddy Briefcase Boogie Broken Hearts Are For Assholes BROWN MOSES Brown Shoes Don’t Make It Buffalo Voice Bwana Dik Call Any Vegetable CAMARILLO BRILLO Canard Du Jour Can’t Afford No Shoes Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy CAROLINA HARD-CORE ECSTASY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4) CATHOLIC GIRLS Centerville Champagne Lecture CHARLES IVES (INSTRUMENTALS) Charlie’s Enormous Mouth Charva Cheepnis Childish Perversions CHOCOLATE HALVAH CHURCH CHAT City Of Tiny Lites CITY OF TINY LITES (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5) Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus Clowns On Velvet Cocaine Decisions Cold Light Generation Concentration Moon Concentration Moon, Part One Concentration Moon, Part Two Conehead Cops & Buns Cosmik Debris CREW SLUT Cruising For Burgers Cucamonga Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Dance Contest Dancing Fool Dancin’ Fool Dark Water! Debra Kadabra Dental Hygiene Dilemma Deseri Dew On The Newts We Got Dickie’s Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation) Didja Get Any Onya Dinah-Moe Humm Diptheria Blues Directly From My Heart To You Dirty Love DISCO BOY Divan Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You Dog breath Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague Dong Work For Yuda Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow Don’t Eat There Don’t Take Me Down Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing Doreen DOREEN (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5) Drafted Again Drop Dead Drowning Witch Drums Are Too Noisy Dumb All Over Dummy Up Easy Meat Echidna’s Arf (Of You) Eddie Are You Kidding? Eddie, Are You Kidding Electric Aunt Jemima Elvis Has Just Left The Building Envelops The Bath Tub Evelyn, A Modified Dog Excentrifugal Forz F.Z / JCB DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL) Father O’Blivion Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt Find Her Finer Fine Girl Flakes Flambay FLORENTINE POGEN Flower Punk Flowing Inside-Out Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992 For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers) For The Young Sophisticate Fountain Of Love Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Galoot Up-Date Geneva Farewell German Lunch Get A Little Getting Stewed Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder Goblin Girl God Bless America Going For The Money Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Happy Together Harder Than Your Husband Harry & Rhonda Harry, You’re A Beast Harry-As-A-Boy Have You Ever Heard Their Band? He Used To Cut The Grass Heavenly Bank Account Heavy Duty Judy Help, I’m A Rock Here Comes The Gear, Lads Here Lies Love He’s Right HE’S SO GAY He’s Watching Us Hog Heaven Holding The Group Back Holiday In Berlin HONEY DON’T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME? Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me? Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) Hot & Putrid Hot Poop Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel How Could I Be Such A Fool How Could I Be Such A Fool? How The Pigs’ Music Works Hungry Freaks, Daddy I Ain’t Got No Heart I AM SO CUTE I Come From Nowhere I Could Be A Star Now I Don’t Even Care I Don’t Know If I Can (Go Through This Again) I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted I Had A Dream About That I Have Been In You I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back Ian Underwood Whips It Out If Only She Woulda If We’d All Been Living In California If You’re Not A Professional Actor In France Inca Roads Intro Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra It Can’t Happen Here It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal It’s A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This It’s From Kansas I’m A Band Leader I’m A Beautiful Guy I’m Doomed I’m Not Satisfied I’m So Cute I’m Stealing The Towels I’m The Slime Janet’s Big Dance Number JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #1 JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #2 Jeff Quits Jelly Roll Gum Drop Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk Jewish Princess Jezebel Boy Joe’s Garage JOHNNY DARLING Jones Crusher Jumbo, Go Away Just One More Time Kaiser Rolls Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour) Kangaroos Keep It Greasey Keep It Greasy Kenny’s Booger Story Later That Night Latex Solar Beef Learning "Penis Dimension" Lemme Take You To The Beach Let’s Make The Water Turn Black LET’S MOVE TO CLEVELAND Library Card LITTLE GIRL OF MINE Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Little House I Used To Live In LITTLE RUBBER GIRL Lonely Little Girl Lonesome Cowboy Burt LONESOME COWBOY NANDO Lonesome Electric Turkey Lost In A Whirlpool Louie Louie Love Of My Life Love Story Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Luigi & The Wise Guys Magdalena Magic Fingers Man With The Woman Head Martin Lickert’s Story
MARY LOU Massaggio Galore Master Ringo MEOW MOGGIO (INSTRUMENTAL) Mom & Dad MONTANA More Trouble Every Day Mother People Motherly Love Mount St. Mary’s Concert Excerpt Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat MOZART BALLET / PIANO SONATA IN B FLAT Mr. Green Genes MS. PINKY Mudd Club MUFFIN MAN Murder By Numbers My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4) My Head? Mystery Roach N-Lite Nanook Rubs It Nasal Retentive Calliope Music NO NO CHERRY No Not Now No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve No, No Cherry No. No. No. Oh-Umm On The Bus Our Bizarre Relationship OUTSIDE NOW Packard Goose Panty Rap Peaches III Penguin In Bondage Penis Dimension PIANO / DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL) Pick Me, I’m Clean Planet Of My Dreams Planet Of The Baritone Women Plastic People Playground Psychotics Po-Jama People Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Porn Wars Pound For A Brown Prelude To King Kong Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask Progress? Prologue Promiscuous PROTO-MINIMALISM Punky’s Whips Put A Little Motor In ’Em Pygmy Twylyte Redneck Eats Religious Superstition RETURN OF THE HUNCH-BACK DUKE (INSTRUMENTAL) Rhymin’ Man Right There Road Ladies Ronnie Sings? Ronnie’s Booger Story Room Service Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink RUN HOME SLOW: MAIN TITLE THEME (INSTRUMENTAL) Saliva Can Only Take So Much Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top San Ber’dino Say Please Scrutinizer Postlude Scum Bag Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture SEX Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? Sharleena She Painted Up Her Face SHOVE IT RIGHT IN Shut Up ’N Play Yer Guitar Sleep Dirt Sleeping In A Jar SMELL MY BEARD Society Pages Sofa No. 2 Soft-Sell Conclusion Someplace Else Right Now Son Of Orange County Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Spider Of Destiny St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast Status Back Baby STEVIE’S SPANKING Stick It Out STICK TOGETHER Stink-Foot Strictly Genteel Stucco Homes Stuff Up The Cracks Suicide Chump Super Grease Switching Girls Sy Borg Take Me Out To The Ball Game Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Tears Began To Fall Teen-Age Prostitute TEEN-AGE WIND Teenage Wind Telephone Conversation Tell Me You Love Me Tengo Na Minchia Tanta That Evil Prince That Would Be The End Of That The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary The Air THE BLACK PAGE (INSTRUMENTAL) The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1 The Blackouts The Blue Light THE BOOGER MAN The Central Scrutinizer The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny THE CLOSER YOU ARE The Crab-Grass Baby The Dangerous Kitchen The Dead Girls Of London The Dick Kunc Story The Downtown Talent Scout The Dressing Room The Duke Of Prunes The Duke Regains His Chops THE EVIL PRINCE The Finale The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth The Girl’s Dream The Gumbo Variations The Idiot Bastard Son THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT The Jazz Discharge Party Hats The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts The Legend Of The Golden Arches The Little House I Used To Live In THE LITTLE MARCH (INSTRUMENTAL) The Living Garbage Truck The London Cab Tape THE M.O.I. ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH The Mammy Nuns THE MAN FROM UTOPIA The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou The Massive Improve’lence The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing The Motel Lobby The Motel Room The Mud Shark The Mud Shark Interview The Nancy & Mary Music The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution The Orange County Lumber Truck The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II) The Pigs’ Music The Poodle Lecture The Radio Is Broken The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet The Sanzini Brothers The Sealed Tuna Bolero The Spew King The Torture Never Stops THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4) The Uncle Meat Variations The Untouchables The Voice Of Cheese The Way I See It, Barry The White Boy Troubles The Worst Reviews The ’Torchum’ Never Stops There’s No Lust In Jazz They Made Me Eat It This Ain’t CNN This Is All Wrong This Is Neat This Is Phaze III This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) Tiger Roach Time Is Money Tinsel Town Rebellion TINY SICK TEARS Titties & Beer Toads Of The Short Forest Treacherous Cretins Trouble Every Day TROUBLE EVERY DAY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5) TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE TRYING TO GROW A CHIN Tryin’ To Grow A Chin Tuna Fish Promenade Uncle Bernie’s Farm Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II Uncle Remus Undaunted, The Band Plays On Underground Freak-Out Music Valarie Valley Girl Very Distraughtening Village Of The Sun Wait A Minute Watermelon In Easter Hay WE ARE TURNING AGAIN We Can Shoot You Weasels Ripped My Flesh Welcome To The United States Well We’re Turning Again What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are What Kind Of Girl? What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning What’s New In Baltimore WHAT’S NEW IN BALTIMORE? What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) When The Lie’s So Big Where Is Johnny Velvet WHERE IS JOHNNY VELVET? WHERE’S OUR EQUIPMENT? (INSTRUMENTAL) Whippin’ Post White Ugliness Who Are The Brain Police Who Needs The Peace Corps Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Why Don’t You Like Me? Why Don’tcha Do Me Right Why Don’tcha Do Me Right? Why Not? Wild Love Willie The Pimp WILLIE THE PIMP (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4) Willie The Pimp Part One Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station Wistful Wit A Fist-Full Won Ton On Wonderful Tattoo! Wonderful Wino Would You Go All The Way Would You Like A Snack Wowie Zowie WPLJ Ya Hozna Yo Cats You Are What You Is YOU CALL THAT MUSIC? (INSTRUMENTAL) You Didn’t Try To Call Me You Got Your Armies You There, With The Hard On! Your Mouth You’re Just Insultin’ Me, Aren’t You! You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here Yo’ Mama Zomby Woof