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Theft of Services |
by:
Bob Osgoodby |
from David the Dogman
- Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
- Get tape back from puppy.
- Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.
- Open box.
- Take puppy out of box.
- Remove tape from older dog's mouth.
- Take scissors away from puppy.
- Put present in box.
- Remove present from puppy's mouth.
- Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
- Take scissors from older dog & sit on them.
- Remove puppy from box & put on lid.
- Take tape away from older dog.
- Unroll paper.
- Take puppy OFF box.
- Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as it "helps".
- Let puppy tear remaining paper.
- Take puppy off box.
- Wrap paper around box.
- Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its mouth.
- Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
- Take scissors away from puppy.
- Take tape older dog is holding.
- Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog & sitting on them again.
- Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another spot.
- Take bow from older dog.
- Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
- Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.
- Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
- Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
- Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
- Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while puppy tries to eat pen.
- Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away.
- Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.
- Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what good helpers they are.
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